Quiz thing

Movies
Best drama: Notebook [sure, I don't watch dramas] {I don't watch movies}
Best comedy: Anchorman WRONG. Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle {second that}
Best kids film: Incredibles [whatever] {haven't seen, but it does look pretty good}
Best graphics: Day After Tomorrow [even though it sucked ass] {but how can you not love a movie where global warming leads to an ice age?}
Best acting: Terminal NAPOLEON DYNAMITE BITCH {I am so getting that DVD.}
Best story: Notebook I Head Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind was good {whatever.}

Subbie teachers [Guess I can't edit this..]
Most humorous: Murphy
Most well-liked by students: Yi
Nicest: Suslick [Not from what I've heard..] {I thought she was okay, but other people seemed not to.}

Uni blogs
Most updated: Elaine [who? .. whatever] Jason He, for like 1000 words posted in 8 entries in one day.
Most HTML/CSS compliant: Boyce {this page doesn't actually validate quite right, and I'm too lazy to fix it. but it works well since i test it in Firefox and (usually) IE.}
Most interesting to read: Ford [I'm not allowed to change this one]
Most dial-up friendly: Boyce Yours truly {Jake or other people using the default "empty" template}
Most broadband friendly: Elaine [..]
Most photos in context: Uni Library [sure]

Subbie lockers {Stupid subbies. Baleeted.}

Television
Best news channel: CNN [I would have thought you would say Fox News..]
Best weather channel: Weather Channel [No shit]
Best quick-news broadcaster: CNN Headline News MSNBC
Most unbiased news: CNN BBC fo sho
ADDITION> Most biased news: Fox [eat that]
Best kids' entertainment: Disney
Best comedies: Disney WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? HOW ABOUT COMEDY CENTRAL DUMBASS {BUT THAT'S SO RAVEN IS SO GOOD! Not really. Comedy Central definitely.}
Best anime: Cartoon Network {yep.}
Best cable service: Comcast That would work if Comcast was actually served in C/U.. {Insight because it's avaliable for my use.}
Best satellite service: DirecTV {I don't get satellite, never have. Can't comment.}
Best East Central Illinois news channel: WCIA 3 [there's only one..] {THat's just their slogan. But all the local stations suck majorly.}

Music {BALEETED}

Internet
Best search engine: Google {duuuuh}
Best toolbar for IE: Yahoo! The one that uninstalls IE?
Best site for research: MSN Encarta Wikipedia
Best free e-mail: Yahoo! GMail
Best movies research site: Yahoo! Movies IMDB
Best game site: Miniclip {w/e}
Best free blog service: Blogger {I'd agree.}
Best news source: CNN Daily Show
Best instant messaging service: Yahoo! That is such bullshit. MSN hands down.. people need to realize that. {Eh, I think Yahoo might actually be as good in the feature department, but Windows (NOT MSN) Messenger is way nicer than Yahoo Messenger.}
Best site for free downloads: suprnova.org {Nevermind.}
Best site for researching tech: CNET Newegg
Best site for researching games: Gamespot Gamespy GameFAQs
Best site for downloadable games: Popcap [if you want adware too...]

Computer stuff
Best Internet browser: Firefox [finally something we agree with] {Opera, if you have the paid version. (I'd feel bad about usig a cracked version) Which I don't.}
Best media player: Windows Media Player Media Player Classic {Winamp 5 for me}
Best POP e-mail client: Microsoft Office Outlook Thunderbird {Outlook is only good if you like viruses :) }
Best free e-mail client: Mozilla Thunderbird {yep}
Best word processing software: Microsoft Office Word {for now... we'll see in a month or so.}
Best free word processing software: OpenOffice
Best productivity pack: Microsoft Office Professional
Best free productivity pack: OpenOffice
Best registry cleaner: System Mechanic How about regedit. {I'm pretty sure its blasphemy to use a separate program to edit the registry.}
Best PC customization software: Wincustomize DO IT YOURSELF. BE LEET FOR ONCE. Yeah. That one modded .dll for WinServer 2k3 (that still works in XP) is nice.
Best antispyware program: Lavasoft Ad-Aware SE PRO PRO PRO
Best computer manufacturer: Dell Alienware if you've got $$$ Apple... *ducks* {If you have the $$$ of course.}
Best wireless networking gear manufacturer: Netgear Linksys {They're the same company... I gots a Netgear - it was a good deal.}

Shopping (C-U)
Best tech store: Circuit City Sam's Club
Best grocery store: Meijer Aldi Schnucks {Not Sam's Club...}
Best clothes store: Target Target is like a high-class KMart Jesus. How about like Famous Barr Sam's Club
Best "general" store: Wal-Mart I should have known... bush lover... you support outsourcing jobs if you buy at Wal-Mart. You will go to hell for that. I SAY K-MART! YEAHHHHHHHHH! Sam's Club {Uhoh, I think it's owned by WalMart. But how can you resist 10-gallon barrels of cereal?}
Best office supply store: Staples Office Depot Sam's Club

Restaurants (C-U)
Best Chinese restaurant: Tang Dynasty
Best Italian restaurant: Biaggi's Last time I went there they messed up my order. The Great Impasta is awesome. {Impasta, but also Minnecci's.}
Best fast-food restaurant: Za's Jimmy John's. Sam's Club {Really. You could get like a whole lunch there from the sample trays.}
Best sandwich store: Jimmy John's {no contest}